completely-blankk:

fuckere:

THIS IS SO GREAT AND CUTE OMFG

what is this from??

WHAT IS THIS FROM

shattyice:

chimchimchurro-o:

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

This dog is literally smiling.

Oh my god

m4rcianos:

rose0x0x:

elikaruna:

omg I was expecting it to do something scary and then
and then
omg

reblogged this last year, and have to do it again just because its halloween!

m4rcianos:

rose0x0x:

elikaruna:

omg I was expecting it to do something scary and then

and then

omg

reblogged this last year, and have to do it again just because its halloween!

heartbreakmakesyouwiser:

To whoever made this you are a fucking genius my friend

heartbreakmakesyouwiser:

To whoever made this you are a fucking genius my friend

just-for-grins:

Instant Karma Gifs

1innea:

kittenesque:

pr1nceshawn:

Husbands can be incredibly helpful.

That one with the Christmas lights is creative, though!

Husbands are incredibly useless

mailinhs:

airows:

"Tying The Knot" Wedding Invitation.

Yo. I’m not super into romance and weddings and whatnot but like….that is cute as fuck.

mailinhs:

airows:

"Tying The Knot" Wedding Invitation.

Yo. I’m not super into romance and weddings and whatnot but like….that is cute as fuck.

How the sky would look if the planets were as close as the moon

lumos5000:

c-parks:

robmcdon:

spongebobsimonpants:

kellyeatworld:

guceubcuesu:

Moon…

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Mercury…

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Venus…

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Mars…

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Jupiter…

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Saturn…

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Uranus…

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Neptune…

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JUPITER. Holy fuck

What about if Earth had rings?

What would that look like

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this is like porn i love space

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Gallifrey…

How to color eggs with onion shells.

wewantwow:

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This must be the most beautiful DIY tutorial I have ever seen. And it so happens to be in style of this weekend. Found on Ulicam, a very nice blog by Ulrika Kestere, photographer and illustrator. For the whole tutorial and lot’s of inspiration, click here.

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

A limerick:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

thekingofsarcasrn:

fandom-lair:

wedrinkmoriartea:

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective


BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING

i cRY THIS IS AMAZING

HE DIDNT EVEN DELIVER THE PUNCHLINE AND ITS THE GREATEST PUN IVE EVER SEEN

thekingofsarcasrn:

fandom-lair:

wedrinkmoriartea:

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname

much to the dismay of the lead detective

BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING

i cRY THIS IS AMAZING

HE DIDNT EVEN DELIVER THE PUNCHLINE AND ITS THE GREATEST PUN IVE EVER SEEN

cudl:

monstror:

reidsass:

friendly reminder to not be rude to picky eaters or make fun of them because some picky eaters are very insecure about being picky eaters and do not actually like being picky eaters!! and chances are theyre picky eaters for a reason!! which is important to them!! so please do not call them out or be rude about it!!

Who the heck cares

people with eating disorders and allergies and health problems and anxiety and autism care

koralenefrost:

thewalkingbioshock:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

These are my goals as a parent

Haha. I am this type of parent