Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?
This dog is literally smiling.
Oh my god
omg I was expecting it to do something scary and then
reblogged this last year, and have to do it again just because its halloween!
To whoever made this you are a fucking genius my friend
Instant Karma Gifs
Husbands can be incredibly helpful.
That one with the Christmas lights is creative, though!
Husbands are incredibly useless
"Tying The Knot" Wedding Invitation.
Yo. I’m not super into romance and weddings and whatnot but like….that is cute as fuck.
JUPITER. Holy fuck
What about if Earth had rings?
What would that look like
this is like porn i love space
Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
"suck my dick" ok
“bite me” hell yeah
"kiss my ass" sure
"Fuck you" well if you insist.
"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist
Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.
The amount of notes concerns me
i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time
the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective
BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING
i cRY THIS IS AMAZING
HE DIDNT EVEN DELIVER THE PUNCHLINE AND ITS THE GREATEST PUN IVE EVER SEEN
friendly reminder to not be rude to picky eaters or make fun of them because some picky eaters are very insecure about being picky eaters and do not actually like being picky eaters!! and chances are theyre picky eaters for a reason!! which is important to them!! so please do not call them out or be rude about it!!
Who the heck cares
people with eating disorders and allergies and health problems and anxiety and autism care
My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically
Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there
Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’
These are my goals as a parent
Haha. I am this type of parent