This weeks American hero.
Real life: most common eye color is brown
Literature: eye color is anything but brown
The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.
the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience
the last one
Read this way out of context.
I want this so badly but I can’t find it anywhere